Our Rules

I just finished another story soon to be submitted to Lulu. In the story the ladies make their own handbook for men to follow. I thought I would share here until I can get another story written.

'Woman's Book of Rules and Regulations'
. No spanking the sit spots or inner thighs.
. You are not allowed to spank for infractions if you wait more than 24hrs.
. You are limited to one spanking a day and multiple punishments are not allowed.
. Switchs are strictly forbidden.
.Rubbing is allowed.
.While taking a time out we are allowed to read a book, listen to music, or text a friend to get her point of view on the punishment.
. If you hurt our feelings we get something like a get-out-of-spanking-free-card.
. No soaping unless it entails a bubble bath together.
. Any new implements purchased must be preapproved and tested on you before you use it on us.
.No lotions may be used that have a heat ingredient added to them.
. The backside may only be warmed by said spanker.
. The freedom of speech law applies when explaining oneself and we have the permission to use curse words when trying to get a point across. Of course, no implications or further punishments will result from expressing oneself.
. You are limited in the positions you may use during a spanking and the diaper position has been deleted from approved positions.
. No unannounced spankings.
. You may not just grab and spank.
. We must have prior knowledge so we can prepare. No cheap shots!
.When asking a question during a spanking you have to allow a certain time frame for an answer before you start spanking again.
. We should not count or be punished for losing count.
. If we are not staying still and you complain, we will show you how it is done right.
. You have a choice to give a lecture or a spanking, you may not do both.

Unlike the man's book ours is flexible, because women have a much softer side to them. It also has an added use-to be folded and used for whacking men on the head. Of course, this was written in fun and in no disrespect to the guys.